When I was in the third grade
the principal was allowing all classes
to bring their Halloween outfits
to school for a costume parade.
A prize would be given
for the best one.
Every wardrobe imaginable
was in the lineup.
We all walked around
the large playground in single file
like a caterpillar
that bunched up and then stretched.
We were all constantly
running into the back of each other.
We must have looked comical
to the parents and teachers.
Mom had made me a lion outfit
that covered me from head to ankle.
I had two ears and a three-foot tail,
that naturally dragged the ground.
My whiskers were glued to a mask.
As we slowly moved toward the judges
I would often feel my tail tugging
from someone standing on it.
I would hold it for a while
then get distracted and let it fall.
When it was finally my turn to roar,
I proudly prowled before the judges
as the king of the forest.
I didn't know that
this regal beast
had lost its tail
somewhere back in the jungle!
Once the one-ring circus concluded,
this lion king failed to take the prize
for best costume.
One of the teachers had announced
to everyone in attendance
if anyone was missing a tail.
She held it up,
waving it like a flag
for all to see.
Instantly, I looked behind me
and realized my tail was gone!
Instead of walking up to the podium
to claim my prize,
I went up to collect my tail.
She handed my tail to me
with a slight chuckle.
It was the first time...
and certainly not the last
that I had lost my tail
and had it handed to me!