It had been a long dry spell
that day in second grade.
I was feeling antsy
to use the little boy's room.
I thought I could hold it until lunch,
but I didn't have the nerve
to interrupt the teacher
to announce to everyone
in the class about having to go.
On the verge of panic
I began flapping my legs
like a butterfly
but not taking to the air.
My wings folded
just seconds before
the sound of the bell.
the sound of the bell.
Luckily, my jeans acted
like a super sponge,
and there was no puddle
to draw attention to my mishap
as the class got up for lunch.
While standing in line
at the cafeteria,
Patricia turned around.
Looking down at my pants
she asked with a devilish grin,
"Why are your pants wet?"
I quickly answered,
"My mom washed my jeans this morning,
and she didn't have time to dry them!"
She whispered to her friend
while pointing down at my legs.
They both giggled and
ignored me for the rest of the day.
By recess time
every classmate,
including the teacher,
was aware that my pants
never reached the clothesline.
I was ostracized
while on the playground.
Unexpectedly,
Harry came up to me!
He would have been the last person
to show compassion for anyone;
for he was the class clown.
Looking down at his pants
as if a badge of honor,
he was all bubbly when he announced,
"Hey, I peed in my pants, too!"
Mostly ignored,
Harry and I
were far enough from the sounds
of ridicule and mockery
at the other end of the playground.
The occasional looks
still stung like a bee.
Treated like outcasts,
I was sullen.
Harry, on the other hand,
was grinning
from ear to ear
from all of the attention
we were getting!
As for me,
I just wanted to go home
rather than parade my mistake
out there on the playground.
But for better or worse,
this day was all about
Harry and I,
two "pees" in a pod.
From that day forth
I vowed to listen
to the butterfly
and take to the air.